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08-29-2002, 12:12 PM
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12clicks
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OMG! This is a gay man's paradise!
Good luck quasi-evil chris 
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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08-29-2002, 12:34 PM
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Evil Chris
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You know, 12Clicks... that I invented the exclamation mark..
Yeah... uh huh.
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08-29-2002, 12:36 PM
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NOTR
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Chris
You know, 12Clicks... that I invented the exclamation mark..
Yeah... uh huh.
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So, I invented the period bitch, without me there's no end to a sentence. Suck on that one  |
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08-29-2002, 12:46 PM
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Tera
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I invented the Piano Key Necktie! so there....
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08-29-2002, 12:53 PM
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Evil Chris
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Yeah well I faked all those orgasms!!! |
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08-29-2002, 02:58 PM
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12clicks
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tera
I invented the Piano Key Necktie! so there....
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oh yeah, well I actually OWNED one.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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08-29-2002, 04:38 PM
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Evil Chris
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Clone of myself
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Quote:
Originally posted by 12clicks
oh yeah, well I actually OWNED one.
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you might be as old as I am Ron!  |
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08-30-2002, 07:32 AM
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12clicks
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Chris
you might be as old as I am Ron!
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dude, you've still got that corny '80s look going.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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08-30-2002, 09:51 AM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
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hey since when is being handsome corny?
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08-30-2002, 07:54 PM
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tejano B
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Sweaters for Poodles... TEJANO B WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!  |
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08-31-2002, 12:16 AM
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Magick
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Quote:
Originally posted by NOTR
So, I invented the period bitch
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YOU invented the period!?!?! You bastard!!! Women across the world now hate you LOL
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08-31-2002, 02:28 AM
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Sly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Magick
YOU invented the period!?!?! You bastard!!! Women across the world now hate you LOL
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And men! |
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08-31-2002, 02:50 PM
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NOTR
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Quote:
Originally posted by Magick
YOU invented the period!?!?! You bastard!!! Women across the world now hate you LOL
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I get one week a months worth of rest and you guys complain... pfff |
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08-31-2002, 03:03 PM
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Evil Chris
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one week a month of rest?
How did you come up with that?
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08-31-2002, 04:50 PM
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NOTR
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Chris
one week a month of rest?
How did you come up with that?
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Booty call stops for a week a month, and we should be grateful |
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08-31-2002, 06:39 PM
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Electra
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Don't mind me..I'm just following 12Clicks around to see if he will buy me a drink when I go to Philly lol
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