If Only Life Was Like A Computer

[Bratt]

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer...




If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!


To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.


Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.


To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.


To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.


To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.


If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.


When you loose your car keys, click on find.


"Help" with the chores is just a click away.


Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.


And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...

[ocho-ocho]

yeah rite bratt!

[Tobbe]

It sounds a little bit to good almost
but hey i think some of those things can be working!

[Purple Haze]

Nice

Purple Haze

[blazi]

haha, it's hilarious 'cause since I'm on the comp so much sometimes I believe I can just go 'edit --> undo' in real life. Only for a second I'll think that though, then I'll realize this is not the virtual world LMAO

[Funbrunette]

If only...

[Cold_ice]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
If only...

Yes we could, for sex we could CYBER

[Raziel]

too good to be true ,but what will you do with viruses?

[Amber]

Really...if only life was like a computer...

I was helping my daughter with her homework and we had to find five 'key' words within three chapters of a book she was reading; my first thought honestly was just click 'Edit, Find' ... LOL That's one of many times I've realized that I spend too much time on my computer.

[Black Dog]

Sometimes when it's late and I've been using the computer for too long I will reach for a cup of coffee... with my mouse pointer.

That's when I know it's time for bed.

B