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Old 07-15-2005, 10:20 AM   #1
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Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on Harley."

The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer. A year goes by.....

When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."

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Old 07-15-2005, 10:58 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Old 07-15-2005, 02:24 PM   #3
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Old 07-15-2005, 02:32 PM   #4
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lmao thats a good one
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Old 07-15-2005, 02:52 PM   #5
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hahaha..good one
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Old 07-16-2005, 01:57 AM   #6
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Nice.
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Old 07-16-2005, 06:37 PM   #7
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HAHAHAHAHA

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Old 07-18-2005, 01:20 AM   #8
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hahahaha.. funny stuff. keep them coming.
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:40 AM   #9
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:42 AM   #10
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funny one Chris
I got this one this morning >>>

A very successful Birmingham lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front
of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely
tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"My God!" screamed the lawyer.

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Old 07-18-2005, 12:49 PM   #11
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Great jokes, thanks for sharing!
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Old 07-18-2005, 05:57 PM   #12
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hahahahahaha

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