EvilChris's Worst Nightmare

[TheLegacy]

Father walks up the stairs late at night when he hears strange sounds coming from his sons room. The noises are obviously recognized and he is caught wondering what to say. Figuring the more direct approach is better than ignoring the problem - the father bursts into the room declaring, "son if you keep masturbating your going to go blind !!"

the son replies, "Dad, I'm over here"