10 ways to kill your boss

[Cyndalie]

I would like your contributed suggestions please

No particular reason... really..hehehe

Okok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!