Demerol is my new best friend
Last week Thursday I had intense pain that had me falling over and throwing up that SheDevil rushed me to emergency. I was pee'ing blood and the intense pain almost had me unconscious. Later I was told that I had kidney stones and that it was one of the two worst pains a man can go through that is close to what women feel when they give birth.
The whole weekend I was on pain killers until finally I passed several stones about half the size of a popcorn seed. I'm just started to get my shit together today in a haze of drug induced euphoria.
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
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