New Oxymoron: Facebook Friends

[DrChango]

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Twitter is the new face book check it out!

Twitter

I see my twitter updates looking something like this:


Jacob is:

-masturbating
-playing Warhammer: Age of Reckoning
-reading a sci-fi novel
-masturbating
-doing laundry
-masturbating
-practicing kung fu in the garage
-masturbating
-masturbating
-reading a fantasy novel
-getting conned into yard work by his mother
-playing WAR
-masturbating


maybe it is best that I don't use Twitter...or get a girlfriend...