Inner peace

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Subject: Inner peace

I'm passing this along to you, because it's definitely working for me. I think I have found inner peace. I recently read an article that said the
best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started. So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a
fifth of Jack Daniel's, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped
the living shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better
already. Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of inner
peace.