Joke of the day! at least for me:)

[Maxim]

Three guys and a lady were sitting at a bar talking about their
professions...
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The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
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The second guy says, "I'm a DINKY, you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet."
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The third guy says, "I'm a RUB, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."
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They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
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She replies, "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."