As your friend....

[twinkley]

Money......................
>
> It can buy a house..............................But not a Home
>
> It can buy a bed................................But not Sleep
>
> It can buy a Clock .............................But not Time
>
> It can buy you a Book...........................But not Knowledge
>
> It can buy you a Position.......................But not Respect
>
> It can buy you Medicine.........................But not Health
>
> It can buy you Blood............................But not Life
>
> It can buy you Sex..............................But not Love
>
> So you see money isn't everything.
>
> And it often causes pain and suffering.
>
> I tell you all this because.......................
>
> I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and
> suffering.............
>
>
> So please send me all your money (CASH ONLY PLEASE)and I will suffer for
> you.