Dog quotes....For dog lovers!

[Funbrunette]

I'm a HUGE dog lover, so when I found this I HAD to post it!


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail

instead of his tongue." -Anonymous


"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you

are wonderful." -Ann Landers


"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where

they went." -Will Rogers


"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your

face." -Ben Williams


"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

himself." -Josh Billings


"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy

Rooney




"We give dogs time we can spare! , space we can spare and love we

can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal

man has ever made." -M. Facklam


"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I

have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James

Thurber


"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his

water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser


"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around

three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley


"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird

religious cult." -Rita Rudner


"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of

current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all

kinds of late breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially

urgent, are often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry


"And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a

dog."-Franklin P. Jones


"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown


"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a

can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein


"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a

dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx


"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back

from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,

half a cow.They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

-Anne Tyler


"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein