Terror Alert

terror Alert:
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been
seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been
apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin
Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one
fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has
been found anywhere near your office. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time..