Lil Johnny

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Little Johnny


A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book,
closed it slowly, and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know,"
said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that
you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"


hehehehehe

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