Im new here, BUT ...

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Heya People,

I did notice a few guys postin 'im new here' messages, so i thought I would do the same, considering well, that im new here

But I figure Id also provide something more then just ... well ... me.

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled
coffee on herself and successfully sued Macdonald's . That case inspired
the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the
United States. Enjoy

5th place (Tied).
Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
inside a furniture store.
The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the
verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms Robertson's son.


5th place (Tied).
19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr Truman
apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
he was trying to steal the hubcaps.


5th place (Tied).
Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
could not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and
garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation and Mr
Dickson found himself locked in the garage foot 8 days.
He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog
food. He sued the house owner's insurance claiming the situation caused
him undue mental anguish.
The Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000


4th place.
Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbours
Beagle dog.
The Beagle was on a chain in its owners fenced yard.
The award was less than sought because the jury felt the might have
been a little provoked at the time as Mr Williams who had climbed over
the fence into the yard was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.


3rd place.
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster
Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink
and broke her coccyx (tailbone).
The beverage was on the floor because Ms.Carson had thrown it at her
boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.


2nd place.
Kara Walton of Claymont Delaware sued the owner of a Night Club in a
neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor
and knocked out two of her front teeth.
This occurred whilst Ms.Walton was trying to sneak out of the window in
the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded
$12,000 and dental expenses.


1st Place.
This year's runaway winner was Mr Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City
Oklahoma.Mr Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home.
On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the
Freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers
seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly the RV left the Freeway, crashed and overturned.
Mr.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him that in the owner's
manual that he could not actually do this.
The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home.
The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit
just in case there was any other complete morons buying their recreation
vehicles.