Ghetto Vocabulary

[Izzy]

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .



1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebodyget that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.


5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.


6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,"man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.

10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the poolhall.

11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12.Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.


Sorry if people take this as a racist post, I meant no offense by this!!!!