Idiot's Guide to Windows 2000

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Idiot's Guide to Windows 2000



Multitasking
You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!

Built-in Networking
You can crash several PC's all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.

Microsoft Network
Connect with other Windows users and talk about your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be organized.

PnP
Plug and Pray (that it works)

Multimedia
Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing. Compatible with existing software It will also crash your existing software.

Increased Productivity
You will need to *increase* your budget to buy more *products* like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer! That's productivity.

User-Friendly
Picture of clouds

State of the Art
Pay for Bill's next bid for a work of art.

Macintosh-like
It took Microsoft eleven years and it's not even original.

Online Registration
Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your hard drive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft's files for the rest of your life.

MS Plus
More money for Bill's plus side.

Optimize
It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and CPU so much so that you'll end up upgrading your system.