How Did You Meet YNOTBob For the first time?

[TheLegacy]

I had the priveledge of meeting YNOTBob at an Internext event in Vegas. He sat directly accross from one of our MILF models who looked like Margaret Thatcher - a sweet lady though had medical problems needing platform inserts in her high heels to stop her knuckles from dragging. He was a very nice guy and pleasant to talk to.

A couple times I caught him rubbing his foot on her leg and eventually had his toes between her legs rubbing her clit that was so big that it had the appearance of Bob driving into a two car garage. She seemed to enjoy it, so I started up a conversation with him.

I kept trying to talk about currency markets and international finance but he kept directing the conversation back to naked midgets covered in mayonaise and shaving puppies for sport. The MILF was impressed at bob's knowledge of love and trampolines. Bob commented on her beautiful eyes - the blue one - resembling limpid pool of loveliness and brimming over with wrongability. I could see her buxom bossoms melt under his warm charm drawing hords of giggles from our japanese neighbours at the next table where the only english I understood was...silicon valley.

Eventually we went back to his room where we ended up eating X like candy, drank cheap whisky from the bottle and watched some gay porn (Turd Burglers 3 - The Reach Around).

We sat next to each other and chatted.... and while he was licking my nipples, and tickling my ass, I explained to him my idea for a pedal powered wheel chairs. Needless to say, he was quite impressed. It was novel, unique and had never been done. He noticed I was a visionary right away.

He gave me his private phone number and let me keep 2 of the midgets.

You can be rest assured that I will be doing some business with my good friend YNOTBob in the future!