Evil Chris is a friend..... Always been a good friend.....

[Rochard]

Evil Chris is a friend
Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine
But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define
Evil Chris got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine

And she’s watchin’ him with those eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Evil Chris’s girl
I wish that I had Evil Chris’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade
That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin’ cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

‘Cause she’s watchin’ him with those eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Evil Chris ‘s girl
I wish that I had Evil Chris’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie’s girl
I wish that I had Evil Chris’s girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time
Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me
And I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines
Ain’t that the way love supposed to be

Tell me
Where can I find a woman like that

You know I wish that I had Evil Chris’s girl
I wish that I had Evil Chris’s girl
I want Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Evil Chris’s girl
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I want, I want Jessie’s girl