Little Johnny joke

[Evil Chris]

> >>A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the
> >>word "fascinate" in a sentence.
> >>
> >>Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
> >>farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
> >>
> >>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> >>"fascinate, not fascinating".
> >>
> >>Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
> >>and I was fascinated".
> >>
> >>The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
> >>use the word "fascinate".
> >>
> >>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
> >>had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there
> >>was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on
> >>him. Johnny said "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but
> >>her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
> >>
> >>The teacher cried.