Ahoy ya scruvy bast'ads

[lazzlo]

Shiver me timbers! We's were rounding the horn when the swabby let out a shreak so high, seagulls dropped from the sky like stones! "Captan!" he bellowed, "Come quick!". I hobbled down on me one leg to see what his sails were in a flap about. "Land ho!" he yelled and pointed to the west. "Aye" I croaked, that be the land of Xnations. There been many treasures on that island. So we dropped anchor and went ashore. Our swabby dissapeared that very day, bless his soul. Legend has it, he still lives there. And eats the eyes out all that set foot on it. Blast!