Panky accused of poisoning
So, yesterday I was coughing my head off, feeling rather ill...I tell Panky this fact and she mutters nonchalantly, "Take Buckley's Cough Syrup"
Well, desperate, coughing, and once again putting my trust in the sagacious Panky...I went out and bought a bottle of this stuff. All I can say...the Canadian authorities have just arrested Panky for attempted murder and they're arresting the makers from Buckley's "It tastes like shit" cough syrup company.
If you don't see her posting...well, that's because she's in jail now. I'm considering dropping the charges against her for her loyal service to me as a mentor and friend, but...seriously...she tried to poison me.
*okay on a sidenote, I actually liked the taste of it, I'm one sick puppy and it's the first time I haven't coughed in the last few days...so once again, Panky is right, as usual...that's kind of annoying that she's always right...then again, she almost always agrees with me on stuff, so that means I'm always right. I can live with that. Thank you Panky :P*
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