EVER  WONDER 
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?  
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth  closed? 
Why don't you ever see the headline  "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 
Why is  "abbreviated" such a long word? 
Why is  it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on  "Start"? 
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing  liquid made with real lemons? 
Why is  the man who invests all your money called a broker? 
Why is  the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour? 
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat  food? 
When dog food is new and improved  tasting, who tests it? 
Why didn't Noah swat those two  mosquitoes? 
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  
You know that indestructible black box that is used  on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that  stuff? 
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 
Why are they called apartments when  they are all stuck together? 
If con  is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?  
If  flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the  terminal? 
