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[Platinum Doug]

Yeah, I'm not into that stuff AT ALL . . . it's way too sad, be it for real or not. I'm the happy, hollywood ending kind of guy. I need that. Even in porn!

And what's even scarrier is that there's a large portion of the male population who have no idea -- or the wrong idea (wrong being anything that's different from my idea of romance) -- of what making love to someone is about. Then they see this and get ideas.

I'm all for freedom of expression, but sheesh . . .