Contest Today On Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Monaro landlubber looked up over towards the Captain's quarters to notice the thread titled Contest Today On Talk Like A Pirate Day!
"Shiver me timbers" Monaro skwarked with a shocked look on his wind sheared and salt sprayed face, he ran up to the poop deck to take a closer look.
ARRRRR!!! grabs his duffle, climbs the mizzenmast and begins to write his entry..

Monaro landlubber skwarks "Avast Ye!" powder monkey "gunner's assistant" bring the hogshead up here with Ye, it's over there near the orlop..
& Ye be drinking grog with me while we eat this cackle fruit. Monaro landlubber opens his duffle to take out some chicken eggs.
We ARRRRR in for a long day! After we get drunk we'll take a caulk.....

Futtock shrouds move in the ocean breeze as Monaro landlubber dreams about the davy jones's locker....

"All Hands on Deck!" a loud voice is heard, ARRRR that cockswain captain's attendant wants Monaro landlubber to swing the lead, Land Ahoy powder monkey bellows out
As the ship nears to shore Ye cockswain wants Monaro landlubber to measure the waters depth!


ARRRRR Ye Docked!!!!


Good Luck Ye Mates!