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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Hahaha, way to put a smile on my face EC!
I like the “we can mail your program to 5 million double opt-in names for FREE using our affiliate code! Oh but we need a $1500 server set up fee first!
My standard response is “sure, set things up the checks in the mail!”
Oh let’s not forget, “why don’t I have a cool t-shirt”
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Originally posted by Shann Being in Canada too, i LOVE the phone ones that go:
"oh you are in Canada? Where? Really? My cousin Jack lives ______ (insert town 4 hours away from me)"
Like someone is waiting for me to say "omg your cousin is Jack! I met him before, heard he got hit by a tracker trailer though, that must have sucked huh"
d'oh
Hey Shann,
There was an old joke about this. A space traveler makes the first trip outside of our solar system. He lands on a planet just past Pluto called Planet X. The ruler of the planet comes to greet him. He says, "Welcome to Planet X, what planet did you come from. The guy replies, "Earth". The ruler says, "Earth? Really? Do you know..."
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