Favorite Movie Quotes - Page 2

LadySharlot · 03-07-2003, 10:48 AM

"Oh yeah, nothing says respect like a piece of lycra shoved up your ass." -- Rock Star

Hahahahhaha
Huggs!
Lady Sharlot :-)

Danny_C · 03-07-2003, 11:38 AM

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Give me some sugar, baby"

"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"

"What do you say we have some champagne, eh baby? After all, I'm a man and you're a woman, at least last time I checked"

"Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?"

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

"Ash: Name's Ash. Housewares."

pornodoggy · 03-07-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Novette
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

That is the line that came to mind when I saw this thread title ... and after reading through it, it's time for a trip to the video store.

However, a personal favorite comes from What's Up, Doc.

Ryan O'Neal: But love means never having to say you're sorry.
Barbara Streisand: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

03-07-2003, 01:06 PM

"There's nothing wrong with going nowhere son, it's a privilege of youth."
Gardner (Kevin Costner, Fandago)

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, leaughers...Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls...But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge..."
Hunter S. Thompson (Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

"It should take you 4 seconds to get from here to that door. I'll give you two."
Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's)

"Excuse me. Is that angora?"
Johnny Depp as Ed Wood

"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps."
Bluto (John Belushi Animal House)

"And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"
Michele (Alyson Hannigan American Pie)

"Excuse me? Are we going to see the basement?
There's no basement at the Alamo, silly!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

"Did you fuck my wife?"
"What?"
"Did you fuck my wife?"
Deniro and Pesci in Raging Bull

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"You know how to whistle don't you...just put your lips together
and blow"
Slim (Lauren Bacall To Have and Have Not)

Ounique · 03-07-2003, 01:31 PM

Danny_C, OMG!!! You rock!!! I love the Evil Dead movies! My friend met the guy who plays Ash. He was signing copies of his autobiography at a bookstore, and my friend told him that he wanted to be a filmmaker. He signed the book "I feel very sorry for you, Bruce Campbell".

GrimShawn · 03-07-2003, 03:25 PM

"You call that a knife...Now that's a knife"

03-08-2003, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
"You call that a knife...Now that's a knife"

We're not dead yet...

- James Bond

To whom was he saying that ?

AdultInsiderJen · 03-08-2003, 06:43 PM

Gordy: I'll see ya
Chris: Not if I see you first.

Stand By Me!

Will Wheaton is Gordy and River Phoenix is Chris!

OOooo.. My fave movie! and that line give me the shivers and Chris walks away and disappears!

Evil Chris · 03-08-2003, 09:36 PM

"Man, I've got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

Horg · 03-08-2003, 09:57 PM

Do you feel lucky, punk?

McKidd · 03-09-2003, 05:40 PM

In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me. (Trainspotting)

AdultLegal-Jim · 03-10-2003, 10:07 AM

Steve Martin in Planes, Trains & automoblies

"Those aren't pillows!"

McAttack · 03-10-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by JMan
Dude i think that slapshot is one of the best movie translated in french ( Quebecois )

I ALWAYS watch english movies but when it comes to slapshot, gotta see it in french.

Dave's s't'un Killer, Dave S't'un Tueur... Dave yeh maganer !

HAHAHA! damn right! It's actually funnier in french than it is in english! That's one of the few movies where the translated version is good.

Ounique · 03-10-2003, 01:46 PM

Okay, here's a cute one for a little known movie called "Pandemonium". It's a parody of horror movies. Carol Cane is playing a young girl who is going away to cheerleading camp, and her mom (Eilene Brennon) is trying to get her to not go. The scene is a take-off from the movie Carrie.

Mom: You can't go away to that camp! Everyone will see your dirty pillows!

Girl: They're not dirty pillows mama, they're BREASTS.

Mom: Not those. Those are titties. THESE are dirty pillows! (and pulls two dirty pillows out of the girl's bag)

Okay, too much set up for a dumbass joke. But it made me chuckle.

Crak_JMan · 03-10-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by McAttack
HAHAHA! damn right! It's actually funnier in french than it is in english! That's one of the few movies where the translated version is good.

Well let's not forget

" Cheech: you need to quit doing that coke man, it does somthing to your brain, your not going to have a brain no more man Chong:Man lots of smart people snort coke Cheech: oh yeah lots of people snort coke huh, like who? Chong: like, like Sherlock holmes snorts coke, and he isn't so stupid! "

This one is from Nice Dreams.

Try renting a french version they are as hillarious as slapshot.

" Shit the marde men, c'est du bon stock ca la "

Horg · 03-10-2003, 03:00 PM

"Suck ! Suck ! Suck !" - SpaceBalls

LadySharlot · 03-10-2003, 03:15 PM

Ahhh--and don't forget...

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!" -- Blues Brothers!

and

"Please, can we call it a "tally-wacker, Mrs. Ballbricker. Tallywacker seems less...personal." -- Porkys

Hahahahhahahhaa
Huggs!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

Crak_JMan · 03-10-2003, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadySharlot
Ahhh--and don't forget...

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!" -- Blues Brothers!

and

"Please, can we call it a "tally-wacker, Mrs. Ballbricker. Tallywacker seems less...personal." -- Porkys

Hahahahhahahhaa
Huggs!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

Damn we almost forgot the blues brothers

" We're on a mission from God " ;-)

Nice one LS

Horg · 03-10-2003, 03:30 PM

The woman with the biggest balls in sci-fi movies :

Ripley : "I just wanted to thank you for what you said"
Black Guy : "You don't want to know me lady, I'm a murderer and a rapist of women"
Ripley : "Really.... I must make you nervous then" (and then she sits facing him to eat her diner)

AdultLegal-Jim · 03-10-2003, 03:38 PM

From Beavis & Butthead do America

Demi Moores character "My husband put you up to this? Whatever he paid you to do me I'll double it."
Butthead - "We're not going to do a guy"
Beavis - "I don't know Butthead, thats a lot of money"

03-10-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Horg
Do you feel lucky, punk?

Highlander or Schwartzenegger ?

03-10-2003, 04:01 PM

Leslie Nielson looking up into the skirt of Priscilla Presley
- "Hmmm... Nice beaver"

Prestley:

- "yeah, I just had it stuffed"

from Naked Gun

AdultLegal-Jim · 03-10-2003, 04:04 PM

"Do you feel lucky, punk? "

Dirty Harry!!!!!

Horg · 03-10-2003, 04:28 PM

"Vous êtes une ostie de folle criss!" - SlapShot

Crak_JMan · 03-10-2003, 04:31 PM

OK I got a good one

" Hummm, Hooo, Huh huh, heu heu ... "

Quest for fire ;-)

Ronaldo · 03-10-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan

" Hummm, Hooo, Huh huh, heu heu ... "

Quest for fire ;-)

Isn't that from "The Gods Must be Crazy"?

Crak_JMan · 03-10-2003, 04:37 PM

This is an easy one

Why do you want to eat brains? To stop the pain. What pain? The pain of being dead!!!!! BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!!!!!

What's the movie ?

Crak_JMan · 03-10-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronaldo
Isn't that from "The Gods Must be Crazy"?

It could also come from any porn flick with some dumbass male pornstar who can't read or write ... lollll

Ronaldo · 03-10-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
It could also come from any porn flick with some dumbass male pornstar who can't read or write ... lollll

Indeed

03-10-2003, 04:53 PM

Méo: Elvis Wong estie!

Elvis Gratton:

"Elvis Wong, a-é bonne celle-là!

Elvis Wong, un chinois, bin ça c'est l'boutte!

Pourquoi pas hin peau-ollock, hin wopps, hin negg' tant qu'à y êt' ?!

Hin chinois ! Hin aut' qui s'en vient voler nos jobs ! "