Gentlemen READ THIS!!!!! - Page 2

twinkley · 12-17-2002, 04:01 PM

Yep!

Oz actually owns TheAdultWebmaster - I'm just head sales droid hehehehe

I also provide the entertainment in the form of a wm radio show called Pillow Talk

We are not part of/owned by YNOT - we are very tight with them though and are part of the "YNOT Network"

Not naive at all - a lot of people get that confused!

twinkley

heqdvd · 12-17-2002, 04:05 PM

ThanX! (for that info)

I'll try to check out that chat soon...

Have more orgasms tonight!

XXXMgmt · 12-17-2002, 06:16 PM

I have had my wife cum upwards of 20 times in one night while we were going at it. Was a wonderful night for sure.

Danny_C · 12-17-2002, 07:16 PM

If I could choose, I'd definitely be a lion.

Mister X · 12-18-2002, 01:21 AM

Evil Kris says: After I recovered from reading the deliciously naughty posts of Miss Twinkley I decided to share some statistics of perversity with all you bad boys and girls:

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Lesbians may soon be referring to Germany as the "motherland" if a new sex survey is any indication.
According to "FHM" magazine, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady but only 16 percent have had a threesome.

But German women aren't the only ones who like the ladies. 38 percent of Brazilian women have threesomes involving two other women.

Other kinky stats.

-- 25 percent of Japanese women own sex toys measuring 12 inches or more in length.

-- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

-- Finally, 54 percent of Swedish women say they don't consider masturbating a stranger as "cheating."

I think it's obvious that Japanese ladies will receive coal in their stockings this Kristmas! Now I'm headed for Sweden!

Darin · 12-18-2002, 02:27 AM

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Lesbians may soon be referring to Germany as the "motherland" if a new sex survey is any indication.
According to "FHM" magazine, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady but only 16 percent have had a threesome.

>> Okay, well, this just proves that german men don't know WTF they are doing in bed, thats all

But German women aren't the only ones who like the ladies. 38 percent of Brazilian women have threesomes involving two other women.

>> Okay, well, this just proves the same, latin lovers my ass.

Other kinky stats.

-- 25 percent of Japanese women own sex toys measuring 12 inches or more in length.

>> Um.. okay, everyone knows japanese men have small dicks, this is the reason why the chicks have big toys.

-- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

>> Um.. Id like to see some of this.. no comment.

-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

>> Well, its cause they feed their men so much the men get big tummies, can't physically have sex.. so this stat sounds about right.

-- Finally, 54 percent of Swedish women say they don't consider masturbating a stranger as "cheating."

>> This all stems from the Swedish massages they give, 54 percent said its okay cause they get tips doing it.

StuartD · 12-18-2002, 02:31 AM

42.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Mister X · 12-18-2002, 02:33 AM

Evil Kris says: 89.2% of all bullshit isn't really bullshit. It's cowshit.

Darin · 12-18-2002, 02:34 AM

Darin says: Shit is Shit.

Mister X · 12-18-2002, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
Darin says: Shit is Shit.

Evil Kris responds: Tell it to the cows Mr. Shit Expert.

Darin · 12-18-2002, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister X
Evil Kris responds: Tell it to the cows Mr. Shit Expert.

Thats shit disturber to you mr.

Mister X · 12-18-2002, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
Thats shit disturber to you mr.

Evil Kris says: I did not realize you had been demoted.

heqdvd · 12-18-2002, 03:22 AM

-- Japanese women have big dildos
-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

>> Well, its cause they feed their men so much the men get big tummies, can't physically have sex.. so this stat sounds about right.

Well... we don't encounter these issues often -

Racial issues are for sub-humans, or cXXXXXXs

heqdvd · 12-18-2002, 03:26 AM

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Originally posted by StuartD
42.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot

yeah, like this one

http://ranks.sextracker.com/spn.html...=Bisexual&pg=0

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 12-18-2002, 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by twinkley
Hahahahaha no, its a cranberry on a fork which my tongue ring is through hahahaha

16 is the record? that cant possibly be.... of course, I guess to have the record someone has to be watching/taping it....

I may not have beaten that sober, but sex on X is unreal and on it I have easily doubled that record

twinkley

OK Danielle ... I can no longer keep this dirty little secret I posess ...

That was a PLACEBO I gave you that night ... it was ALL ME Baby !!

twinkley · 12-18-2002, 10:19 AM

Hahahahahahahhaha

Sure it was.... and you didnt notice *your* wine tasted a bit funny? hehehehehe

You can just keep on believing it was all you hon..... I know the male ego is a fragile thing....

hehehehehehe

twinkley

Socks Manly · 12-18-2002, 10:21 AM

I bet I could beat 16 times

twinkley · 12-18-2002, 11:12 AM

Yeah....

16 just doesnt sound that high for a record ya know?

twinkley

mailman · 12-18-2002, 11:20 AM

The largest penis in the animal kingdom is that of the blue whale. Its average length is 11 feet (3.35 m)!

So that explains my 11 Foot penis.. i must be a whale....

Thanks FB....

Funbrunette · 12-18-2002, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by mailman
The largest penis in the animal kingdom is that of the blue whale. Its average length is 11 feet (3.35 m)!

So that explains my 11 Foot penis.. i must be a whale....

Thanks FB....

mailman · 12-18-2002, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette

you know you love it

Raph · 12-19-2002, 01:01 AM

16 in an hour !!

I guess it's back to practicing ...