Contest within a contest! - Page 4

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:21 PM

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:21 PM

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:21 PM

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:22 PM

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:22 PM

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:22 PM

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:23 PM

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:23 PM

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:23 PM

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:24 PM

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:25 PM

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:25 PM

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:25 PM

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:26 PM

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:26 PM

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:26 PM

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:27 PM

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:27 PM

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:27 PM

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:28 PM

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:28 PM

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:28 PM

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:29 PM

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:29 PM

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:29 PM

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:30 PM

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:30 PM

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:30 PM

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:31 PM

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

mailman · 01-11-2003, 10:31 PM

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.