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01-11-2003, 09:21 PM
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What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
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01-11-2003, 09:21 PM
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#92
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What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
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01-11-2003, 09:21 PM
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#93
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Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
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01-11-2003, 09:22 PM
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#94
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What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
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01-11-2003, 09:22 PM
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#95
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Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
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01-11-2003, 09:22 PM
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#96
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Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
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01-11-2003, 09:23 PM
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#97
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What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
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01-11-2003, 09:23 PM
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#98
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What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
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01-11-2003, 09:23 PM
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#99
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Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
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01-11-2003, 09:24 PM
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#100
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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
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01-11-2003, 09:25 PM
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#101
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
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01-11-2003, 09:25 PM
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#102
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
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01-11-2003, 09:25 PM
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#103
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
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01-11-2003, 09:26 PM
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#104
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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01-11-2003, 09:26 PM
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#105
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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01-11-2003, 09:26 PM
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#106
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Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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01-11-2003, 09:27 PM
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#107
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Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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01-11-2003, 09:27 PM
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#108
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Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
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01-11-2003, 09:27 PM
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#109
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Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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01-11-2003, 09:28 PM
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#110
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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
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01-11-2003, 09:28 PM
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#111
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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
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01-11-2003, 09:28 PM
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#112
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Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
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01-11-2003, 09:29 PM
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#113
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
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01-11-2003, 09:29 PM
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#114
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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01-11-2003, 09:29 PM
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#115
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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01-11-2003, 09:30 PM
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#116
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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
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01-11-2003, 09:30 PM
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#117
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Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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01-11-2003, 09:30 PM
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#118
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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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01-11-2003, 09:31 PM
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#119
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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01-11-2003, 09:31 PM
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#120
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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