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01-11-2003, 10:31 PM
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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01-11-2003, 10:32 PM
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#122
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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
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01-11-2003, 10:32 PM
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#123
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mailman
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
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01-11-2003, 10:32 PM
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#124
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mailman
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Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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01-11-2003, 10:33 PM
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#125
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mailman
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
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01-11-2003, 10:33 PM
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#126
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mailman
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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01-11-2003, 10:34 PM
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#127
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mailman
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
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01-11-2003, 10:34 PM
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#128
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mailman
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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01-11-2003, 10:34 PM
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#129
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mailman
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
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01-11-2003, 10:35 PM
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#130
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mailman
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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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01-11-2003, 10:35 PM
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#131
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mailman
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Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
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01-11-2003, 10:35 PM
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#132
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mailman
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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
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01-11-2003, 10:36 PM
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#133
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mailman
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Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
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01-11-2003, 10:36 PM
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#134
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mailman
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Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
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01-11-2003, 10:36 PM
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#135
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mailman
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Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
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01-11-2003, 10:37 PM
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#136
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mailman
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Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
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01-11-2003, 10:37 PM
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#137
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mailman
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Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
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01-11-2003, 10:37 PM
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#138
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mailman
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Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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01-11-2003, 10:37 PM
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#139
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mailman
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
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01-11-2003, 10:38 PM
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#140
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mailman
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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
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01-11-2003, 10:38 PM
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#141
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mailman
is hotdoggin
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
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01-11-2003, 10:38 PM
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#142
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mailman
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
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01-12-2003, 12:13 AM
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#143
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Mister X
should edit this
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Holy shit. That's a lot of blonde jokes! 
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01-12-2003, 12:22 AM
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#144
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mailman
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister X
Holy shit. That's a lot of blonde jokes!
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damn staright and i got pleanty more, lol
they are all pretty good as well.. lol
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01-12-2003, 11:48 PM
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#145
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Mister X
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Bumpity bump bump. 
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01-13-2003, 05:25 AM
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#146
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mailman
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dude i cant post another 200 for ya.. lol
damn that Darin.... i really wanted all the pics..  |
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01-13-2003, 03:03 PM
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#147
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Mister X
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There's 4 days left!  You've got until midnight Friday!
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01-13-2003, 05:01 PM
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#148
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mailman
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister X
There's 4 days left! You've got until midnight Friday!
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but first thing tommrow im gone for 3 days....
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01-13-2003, 09:26 PM
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#149
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Mister X
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Bummer
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01-13-2003, 11:21 PM
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#150
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mailman
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defently... but i still should get the 5 pics for effort
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