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Old 01-11-2003, 10:31 PM   #121
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
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Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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Old 01-11-2003, 10:33 PM   #125
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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Old 01-11-2003, 10:34 PM   #127
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Old 01-11-2003, 10:34 PM   #129
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
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Old 01-11-2003, 10:35 PM   #130
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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Old 01-11-2003, 10:35 PM   #131
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Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
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Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
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Old 01-11-2003, 10:36 PM   #134
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Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
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Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
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Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
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Old 01-12-2003, 12:13 AM   #143
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Holy shit. That's a lot of blonde jokes!
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Old 01-12-2003, 12:22 AM   #144
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Holy shit. That's a lot of blonde jokes!
damn staright and i got pleanty more, lol

they are all pretty good as well.. lol



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Old 01-12-2003, 11:48 PM   #145
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Bumpity bump bump.
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Old 01-13-2003, 05:25 AM   #146
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dude i cant post another 200 for ya.. lol

damn that Darin.... i really wanted all the pics..
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There's 4 days left! You've got until midnight Friday!
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There's 4 days left! You've got until midnight Friday!
but first thing tommrow im gone for 3 days....

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defently... but i still should get the 5 pics for effort


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