Today i'm sad!

Funbrunette · 07-21-2005, 09:40 AM

I woke up sad with a feeling of doom...Yuck I hate those day. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry all day!

Ok this would be a good thread for jokes and funny shit!

Gruntled · 07-21-2005, 10:03 AM

pauvre, pauvre FB.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Visualad · 07-21-2005, 11:58 AM

MindyBlingBucks · 07-21-2005, 12:45 PM

Haha!

WEGRuth · 07-21-2005, 01:29 PM

lol that was a good one Gruntled

here's one...

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

I hope you feel better FB.. I get those days too, they're rarely fun!

07-21-2005, 06:25 PM

*-*-*-* flowers *-*-*-* for you FB to brighten up your day

DonMike · 07-21-2005, 08:40 PM

Two guys walked into a bar...

...the third one ducked. LOL!

DonMike · 07-21-2005, 08:45 PM

Okay, how about a song (make up your own tune)

The Funbrunette song!

Oh..........
I'm in love with a Fun Brunette
She's much more fun that an old chess set
Hotter than a cigarette
from her pretty eyes to her silhouette
I'd play this song with a string quartet
Lite a fire with a charcoal brickette
Crack and egg and make an omlette
All for the love of my little Fun Brunette

Funbrunette · 07-21-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WWC-DonMike
Okay, how about a song (make up your own tune)

The Funbrunette song!

Oh..........
I'm in love with a Fun Brunette
She's much more fun that an old chess set
Hotter than a cigarette
from her pretty eyes to her silhouette
I'd play this song with a string quartet
Lite a fire with a charcoal brickette
Crack and egg and make an omlette
All for the love of my little Fun Brunette

LMAO!!!! Thanks everyone my day ended on a great note!

Rochard · 07-21-2005, 10:13 PM

How about a picture of Donovan Phillips?

war_ner · 07-22-2005, 12:34 AM

funbrunette, it's nice to hear your sad day turns out to be great eventually.

thanks for a good laugh everyone. keep them coming.

Funbrunette · 07-22-2005, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rochard
How about a picture of Donovan Phillips?

Nah, this is MUCH better!