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09-13-2002, 06:05 PM
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cyberpimp
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Why is it...........??
Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.
Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?
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09-13-2002, 06:07 PM
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krosh
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Re: Why is it...........??
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Originally posted by cyberpimp
Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.
Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?
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Because when they get robbed ...which happens often....they can stop anyone from going in until the cops get there 
IF you have a car that can drive at the speed of light , and you turn on the headlights...would you be able to see the headlights??? |
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09-13-2002, 06:09 PM
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Evil Chris
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If a tree falls in the forest....
oh nevermind... |
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09-13-2002, 06:10 PM
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Tkt2Pardse
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another question:
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
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09-13-2002, 06:11 PM
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cyberpimp
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How about, Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??
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09-13-2002, 06:16 PM
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Evil Chris
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Why do you take a piss... aren't you leaving it?
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09-13-2002, 06:19 PM
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Tkt2Pardse
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Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
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DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey ~ I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'' <br>
Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.
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09-13-2002, 06:30 PM
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Evil Chris
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tkt2Pardse
Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
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09-13-2002, 06:37 PM
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Tkt2Pardse
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?
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DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey ~ I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'' <br>
Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.
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09-13-2002, 07:12 PM
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baddog
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09-15-2002, 12:29 PM
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Evil Chris
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hehehehe..... nice one...  |
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