Football and Sex go Together

[war_ner]

Giant World Cup brothel opens

A giant brothel set to cater for tens of thousands of football fans at next year's World Cup in Germany is opening its doors in Berlin.

Built just yards from the main stadium, its owner believes the three-storey Artemis brothel will be a big hit with World Cup visitors.

Norman Jacob, lawyer for the private investor who wishes to remain anonymous, said: "Football and sex go together extremely well."

Prostitutes wanting to use the facility also have to pay £50 to "rent" a room there for three months. For that price they get free meals and access to the Artemis gym.

Prostitutes negotiate their own fees with clients who must also pay an entrance fee of £50 to enter the complex, which has rooms for more than 100 girls as well as a sauna and lap dancing bar.

[Evil Chris]

Prostitution has been controlled and legal in Germany for decades.

[Rochard]

Sex and football go together because only gay men who enjoy watching other gay men in tight pants who shower together chase a ball around on a field.

[war_ner]

Originally posted by Rochard
Sex and football go together because only gay men who enjoy watching other gay men in tight pants who shower together chase a ball around on a field.

Hahaha; never did I expect such reply! Niace one man!

[Rochard]

My father died when I was still in diapers; My step father - who raised me - was from Europe and had zero interest in American sports. Although I played basketball, track, baseball, and football in high school and grade school, I never had an interest in professional sports. I just don't understand. I've watched live professional games played including baseball (Oakland A's), football (49ers), and hockey (The Sharks). Baseball was a total drag, football was okay, hockey was great. But I still just don't get it.

It's like watching porn. Do you want to watch porn on TV, or do you want to make love like a hurricane on crack?

[spideriux]

I don't like Football, but I love sex