Favorite way to get off

Don Soporno · 02-22-2004, 03:38 PM

I would have to say tappin it doggystyle

Short Irish Guy · 02-22-2004, 06:12 PM

I usually toss off to amateur porn flicks

Rochard · 02-23-2004, 12:54 AM

I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

sexykitten · 02-23-2004, 12:56 AM

Wow, that is some pretty creative wanking

Don Soporno · 02-23-2004, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rochard
I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

WOW...I had always heard if you are a virgin and you jerked off with fried bologna you werent a virgin anymore...anyone ever tested this theory??

Don Soporno · 02-23-2004, 11:00 PM

I am also a big fan of the reverse cowgirl....Depending on how nice of an ass she has...

02-24-2004, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rochard
I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

I've heard of lukewarm liver packed in a large glass, but I've never tried it myself...

Black Dog · 02-24-2004, 01:43 PM

Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

B

Don Soporno · 02-26-2004, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Dog
Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

B

try a baby turtle

Platinum Doug · 02-26-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Black Dog
Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).B

Black Dog, you're one sick PUPPY! And I love ya for it!!!

My favourite way?? With company . . . after that, I'm not too picky, as long as it feels goooooooooooood!

TheLegacy · 02-26-2004, 11:05 AM

Same as every other warm blooded Canadian male

oven mitts - spatchula - KY Jelly and a Shop Vac while listening to the Ron Stewart show

geez guys

Diva · 02-26-2004, 04:35 PM

You are all in need of professional help

And NO.....I am not a provider of such services

Don Soporno · 02-26-2004, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diva
You are all in need of professional help

And NO.....I am not a provider of such services

professional mental or professional sexual

Izzy · 02-26-2004, 10:32 PM

well, i loooove to masturbate!! shit i cant help myself. yesterday i did it 5 times, not in a row tho. but lol all i use is my poket rocket and a finger, just a lil bit tho. not really into stinkin shit up in there right now. i did see a dildo designed for first timers that looked like something i could handle. and i get lots of porn in my email so thats about all i do to get off.

-Izzy

Funbrunette · 02-26-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rochard
I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

This Banana up MY ASS!

dyonisus · 02-27-2004, 12:03 AM

nothing like a warm banana in the morning to get ya going!!!

Barry a gerballing man are ya, lol!! NICE. Now I know where those TO gerbil clubs got started!