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Old 01-12-2005, 09:54 PM   #1
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, " I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #2
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i heard that joke many years before
it is still funny

but if your father in law
had been my dad
he would have ended that sentence with...
"I am happy that you have passed our little test. but just a word to the wise...
if you ever betray her love
the first tears that fall from my daughter's eye
will land on your grave...."


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Old 01-13-2005, 10:38 AM   #3
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lol

this was a good one.

I always find myself wondering with thelegacy if these stories are really jokes or if they're true
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:53 AM   #4
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I don't want to be that guy but I believe this has been posted before :P

still a good one though !
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:24 PM   #5
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Yeah, it's been posted before but I have short term memory and it was a good read again.

Why is this directed at me? Have I done something wrong? Or did you find out about me and Shedevil?
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:24 PM   #6
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You caught us. Red handed.

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Old 01-13-2005, 03:03 PM   #7
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I had a similar thread aimed at me on another board. It's great to know I'm in good company
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:55 PM   #8
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LOL I thought you were gona start writing for Hustler Letters in the start of that joke LOL
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