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Old 12-08-2004, 09:29 PM   #1
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Pearls melt in vinegar.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough
leather for a year's supply of footballs. (Eeeeewwwww)

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were tabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses
down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money
in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has never won a Superbowl.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day
before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

Now your smarter then you were before reading all this crap!
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:37 PM   #2
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:48 PM   #3
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lol.... i feel so much better and much more intelligent now
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:26 AM   #4
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No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has never won a Superbowl

Wrong, St Louis Rams won it in 2000
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:14 AM   #5
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

i think my NOT-YET-EX is one of those
maybe i should shoot some nutmeg intravenously into him

shouldn't mess with a PMSing gal...
where is that chocolate
damn
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:35 AM   #6
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I need to learn creative grant writing so I can study useless things like why a ducks quack doesn't echo and why cows will go upstairs, but not downstairs and how pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

Hershey's Kisses are called "kisses" because of the sound the machine made when dispensing the chocolate onto the conveyor belt.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:23 AM   #7
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Facetiously

is the only word in the english language with all the vowels in order

A, E, I, O, U, Y
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:24 AM   #8
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" need to learn creative grant writing so I can study useless things like why a ducks quack doesn't echo"

Mythbusters busted this one!
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:40 PM   #9
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Here are a few more to add to the list.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. not in my world !!!

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. imagine that !!!

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. yikes !!!!

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

All polar bears are left-handed.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Almost everyone who reads this e-mail will try to lick their elbow.
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Guilty: Almost everyone who reads this e-mail will try to lick their elbow.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Myth Busters busted this one as well....
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:15 PM   #12
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Thanks, now I have something to talk about and contribute after SEX !!
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:25 PM   #13
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Thanks, now I have something to talk about and contribute after SEX !!

There you go! It wasn't that useless then!
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:27 PM   #14
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Thanks, now I have something to talk about and contribute after SEX !!
LOL! Idle chat while waiting for round 2 to begin.
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Here are a few more to add to the list.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
Not if you're Gene Simmons
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Guilty: Almost everyone who reads this e-mail will try to lick their elbow.
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