George Bush and Osama Joke

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After numerous rounds of "We Don't Know If Osama Is Still Alive," Osama himself decides to send George Bush a letter letting him know he's still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down"


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Another one for those who love Bush

Do you know why Bush smile when he sees lighting ?
He thinks it's the flash and his picture is being taken.

[montrealpornking]

SMART BARTENDER

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender new for 2004 destined to replace bartenders.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says, real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

[Kenny B]

LOL, you can never go wrong with Bush jokes!

Although now the eye will be watching xnations!

[blazi]

Originally posted by Kenny B
LOL, you can never go wrong with Bush jokes!

Although now the eye will be watching xnations!

well I doubt they'll find Osama here hehe =)

[war_ner]

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