What was the weirdest experience you had at a show

Masters · 10-12-2002, 03:48 PM

Ok,
I have had many odd experiences at shows... Have you? If so let's here them...
As for me... well here's one of them.... Being that I worked for a very large company in a director position I had control over who gets traffic and who doesn't.. at least at one time I did...
I was in my hotel room and a knock came at the door. It was a girl who had been bugging me to put her sites up on the exits for trafic. After inviting her in and going through some small talk she proceeded to ask me again if I would put her up on te exits... as I was again explaining why I couldn't she proceeded to get undressed as, at the same time, telling me she'll do anything for the traffic... What do you think I did next?

Get undressed too? No, absolutely not...!
I kindly asked her to get dressed and proceeded to show her to the door... well talk about being practically attacked...

Anyway for me that was weird and strange...

What about you?

Keep on Rockin'
Mario

JTW · 10-12-2002, 06:01 PM

I can only imagine what I would have done in your shoes. I will be imagining it for the next few minutes.

This was supposed to be a pumpkin, what's up?

Evil Chris · 10-15-2002, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by JTW
This was supposed to be a pumpkin, what's up?

Love those Smashing Pumpkins!

I fixed the pumpkin...

JTW · 10-15-2002, 01:17 AM

Thanks, it looks better than

umpkin

Regardless, nothing like that has happened to me. I am sure a weaker man would have succumbed. Now there's an interesting word.

Shann · 10-15-2002, 01:43 AM

Is this a fantasy thread? LMFAO Cause I have a story about Bono......

Shann · 10-15-2002, 01:45 AM

Well the funniest was the Player Haters Ball when i got Shok so drunk on shooters he forgot i flashed him and almost yakked on the limo bus on the way back to the hotel! LOL Sitting up in Libarace's room looking at cherubs naked on his ceiling, was odd.....
Shit you Americans can so NOT hold your liquor! LMFAO

Also, there was an incident in Windsor, years ago, where someone said something about Evil Chris...... never got to the bottom of that, maybe hit me up on icq and tell me it wasn't true Chris! ROFL

12clicks · 10-15-2002, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by Shann

Shit you Americans can so NOT hold your liquor! LMFAO

No, not Americans, just Shok

10-15-2002, 12:02 PM

That was a pretty cool house Shan. I don't think I'd have naked cherrubs on my ceiling but it was pretty cool. I think this years PHB will be even better.

What's up 12clicks? I agree...I can hold mine very well, and I can drink it too!

Ounique · 10-15-2002, 03:22 PM

The strangest thing that ever happened to me was meeting this really awesome, wild lady who kind of looked like Edith Massey in Female Trouble and having her tell me on the third day that she was a hermaphrodite!!! She was just incredible. I love extreme people.

sherie · 10-15-2002, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks No, not Americans, just Shok [/b]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[b]

LMFAO!!

No it's true tho American's can't hold their liquor unless it's by the ears LMFAO

baddog · 10-15-2002, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
LMFAO!!

No it's true tho American's can't hold their liquor unless it's by the ears LMFAO

I think I will pass on that set up, but will offer you a drink

twinkley · 10-15-2002, 04:33 PM

Oh Man,

I have had so many weird experiences now its hard to count.....

In Montreal I was told by a friend (we will leave out names to protect the guilty) that I was going home with 6 different guys one night...

I have watched webmasters climb lightpoles inside of hotels...

I have flashed an entire room of webmasters (lucky for me it was VERY late and everyone was VERY drunk. I have never heard a word about it)

I have had numerous people ask if my boss has ever seen me naked. I have had people mistake my boss for my boyfriend (for those that have met both - you know what I'm talking about when I say WHAT THE FUCK!)

I have had protesters ask me to join them, not realizing that I *am* one of those evil porn people. (I always forget to bring my dual sided sign ... Porn is Evil/ Porn Rulez!)

I have been -> <- this close to being whipped (literally) in front of a large group of webmasters at a strip club. Thank GOD the guy was nice and let me go - my friends weren't gonna!

And those are just the ones I can TELL you about hahahaha

twinkley

sherie · 10-15-2002, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

I think I will pass on that set up, but will offer you a drink

Without a doubt I will accept!!

baddog · 10-15-2002, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Without a doubt I will accept!!

Please tell me you are coming to Internext

sherie · 10-15-2002, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

Please tell me you are coming to Internext

I'm working on it sweetie

Although I may need to set up some sort of donation fund

Shann · 10-15-2002, 06:46 PM

Set up paypal sherie! lol you can do it! We'll crash is Shoks room and get him drunk every night and take advantage of him sleeping on the couch! rofl

shok · 10-15-2002, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Shann
Set up paypal sherie! lol you can do it! We'll crash is Shoks room and get him drunk every night and take advantage of him sleeping on the couch! rofl

ok

shok · 10-15-2002, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shann
Well the funniest was the Player Haters Ball when i got Shok so drunk on shooters he forgot i flashed him and almost yakked on the limo bus on the way back to the hotel! LOL Sitting up in Libarace's room looking at cherubs naked on his ceiling, was odd.....
Shit you Americans can so NOT hold your liquor! LMFAO

Also, there was an incident in Windsor, years ago, where someone said something about Evil Chris...... never got to the bottom of that, maybe hit me up on icq and tell me it wasn't true Chris! ROFL

It wasnt the alcohol making me want to puke, it was the discussion you were having with me about how you had diahrea, and there was no toilet paper in the bathroom and how you hoped no one would notice the smell in Brads bus......oh wait, maybe that was a dream.

You flashed me??

baddog · 10-15-2002, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
I'm working on it sweetie

Although I may need to set up some sort of donation fund

well, tell you what, I have a condo right behind the Imperial Palace, which is walking distance to all the festivities, I will donate you a place to stay.

Shann · 10-15-2002, 07:33 PM

LOL @ Shok, no it was the shooters, and the cigar SO you said. You pulled a whiney pants and wouldn't come out after the PHB.

LOL yes, i always flash you! lol

Fucker, buy my content! ROFL

sherie · 10-15-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

well, tell you what, I have a condo right behind the Imperial Palace, which is walking distance to all the festivities, I will donate you a place to stay.

*breaks into song* 'Have I told you lately that I love you?'

You are a sweetheart

Will we have to kick people out or is it vacant? lol

And Shok uh oh, do you know what you'd be getting yourself into? I guess it doesn't matter much seeing that you wouldn't remember anyway! LOL

modF · 10-15-2002, 11:21 PM

It sounds like Twinkley has some fun at the shows

Not sure if I should split the topic or not, but I hope to make Vegas this year. Anyone have any advice?

baddog · 10-16-2002, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
*breaks into song* 'Have I told you lately that I love you?'

You are a sweetheart Will we have to kick people out or is it vacant? lol

no, you haven't and no we won't have to make anyone homeless, there is always room at my inn for young, single, good looking ladies

Bree · 10-16-2002, 01:13 AM

A very drunk, very high stripper sat on the arm of the chair I was sitting in and leaned over so she was nearly on top of me and proceeded to whisper loudly in my ear, a very detailed story about how another stripper (also at the same party) had tried to "steal" her boyfriend from her.... and how she had beat the shit out of the stripper and if I looked really close I would be able to see all the makeup said stripper was wearing to cover up all the bruises she had caused from the catfight.

She told me should care less about all the guys she was hanging all over at the show.. she said they were just all a part of her plan to becoming independently wealthy and that for her sex was just a way to get what she wanted.

I wanted to say "Oh, really? could've fooled me..."

sherie · 10-16-2002, 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

no, you haven't and no we won't have to make anyone homeless, there is always room at my inn for young, single, good looking ladies

Good looking? Has someone been spreading rumours again?

baddog · 10-16-2002, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Good looking? Has someone been spreading rumours again?

or pictures

sherie · 10-16-2002, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

or pictures

Above my shoulders? LOL or does that not matter anymore?

baddog · 10-16-2002, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Above my shoulders? LOL or does that not matter anymore?

well, you can always rectify that you know