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Old 03-28-2003, 02:56 PM   #1
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Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
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All I really want are sharks with frikkin laser beams shooting out of their frikken heads!
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All I really want are sharks with frikkin laser beams shooting out of their frikken heads!
You too? You would think with all the demand for these sorts of things SOMEONE would get around to do it.....
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mini-me loves chocolate...
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That's a bunch of horseshit!!

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FREAKS! But I love ya all!
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Old 03-29-2003, 02:32 PM   #7
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That's a bunch of horseshit!!

Scotty DON'T!
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Old 03-29-2003, 05:13 PM   #8
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who throws a cupcake, honestly?
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mini-me loves chocolate...
Look, mini me's gone mental on account of the chocolate.
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year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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I'm sorry, I don't speak freaky deaky dutch!
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" L A Z E R R R R R "
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I don't bite ... Hard
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Vee hash austin power's fazsha.
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begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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One thing about kids, is they're all different, eh?

yah!

YAH.

yah!

YAHH.

yah!

YAHHHH.
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We want ONE MIIIILLLLLLIOOOON DOLL-ARES...
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"I'm dead sexxxxxxy!"
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You're more like the diet coke of evil
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shmoke and a pancake?
shigarette and a flapjack?
shigare and a crepe?
bong and a blintz?

So there's no pleasing you Mr. Powers
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One thing about kids, is they're all different, eh?

yah!

YAH.

yah!

YAHH.

yah!

YAHHHH.
ummmm...yeah...I think we'll need you to come in this weekend.

Didn't you get the memo? I know you got the memo...if you'll just read this memo here...

(hehehe...I remember Chris dead ass drunk (not that we weren't too) reciting the entire dialog to Office Space in Phoenix last year...)

LMAO
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Someone enlighten Magik as to the subject of this thread. Bobby where are you? Someone!
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Someone enlighten Magik as to the subject of this thread. Bobby where are you? Someone!
LOL for all the typing you could have done it Darin ))
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LOL for all the typing you could have done it Darin ))
I'ts more fun being sarcastic
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ummmm...yeah...I think we'll need you to come in this weekend.

Didn't you get the memo? I know you got the memo...if you'll just read this memo here...

(hehehe...I remember Chris dead ass drunk (not that we weren't too) reciting the entire dialog to Office Space in Phoenix last year...)

LMAO
ROFLMAO .. When that movie came out on video, it was an ongoin thing with me and chris at the office ... Leaning up against chris's office Door "So ummm Yah, I'll need youto stay Late tonight, Umm Yah " .. everymorning withour coffees for weeks on end .. LOL
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ROFLMAO .. When that movie came out on video, it was an ongoin thing with me and chris at the office ... Leaning up against chris's office Door "So ummm Yah, I'll need youto stay Late tonight, Umm Yah " .. everymorning withour coffees for weeks on end .. LOL
LOL so YOU are the one that he was mumbling about! :-)))

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ROFLMAO .. When that movie came out on video, it was an ongoin thing with me and chris at the office ... Leaning up against chris's office Door "So ummm Yah, I'll need youto stay Late tonight, Umm Yah " .. everymorning withour coffees for weeks on end .. LOL
hehe... yeah I remember that! Vid would come in and be all like.. "Mmmmm yeah. Hey Chris... whuuuuut's happening...?"

"Aahhh... I'm gonna neeed you to come in this weekend? Yeeeah. We're going to do some 'catch-up'.. Mmmm...."

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LOL for all the typing you could have done it Darin ))
Isn't hat Magical.

You look very toit! Yesh, toit like a toiger!

Can I paint his yoohoo gooooold? It's kind of my thing.
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