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02-07-2007, 12:11 PM
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12clicks
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12clickscash.com announces $60.00 mondays
My people,
in a continuing effort to make my affiliates the most money possible, I offer you this:
$60.00 Mondays!
Thats right, $60.00 per signup every monday in Febuary and March. This applies to both PPS and PPS console free.
Now you've got at least one reason to look forward to mondays.
Also, don't forget our 20% webmaster referal program. If you're running one of our full sized banners in your sig on a major adult board, let me know and you earn 20% for as long as you fly our banner.
http://www.12clickscash.com
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-07-2007, 12:13 PM
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12clicks
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oh, and by "my people" I didn't just mean gay fellers like Chris. 
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-07-2007, 12:14 PM
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Slippery
is all wet!
Naughty Girl
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I laughed when I saw it. 
Good promotion 12Clicks!
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I'm an angel
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02-07-2007, 12:23 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Location: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
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sweet ass promo - now chris can use the money and send Ted haggard a get well flower bouquet
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-07-2007, 12:32 PM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
sweet ass promo - now chris can use the money and send Ted haggard a get well flower bouquet
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did chris give him a desease????
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-07-2007, 12:34 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Philadelphia
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Excellent!
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02-07-2007, 12:34 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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LOL... I actually had to look up who in the heck Ted Haggard is.
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02-07-2007, 12:47 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Originally Posted by Evil Chris
LOL... I actually had to look up who in the heck Ted Haggard is.
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-07-2007, 12:48 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Legacy, I can't remember all your former pastors! |
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02-07-2007, 12:51 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-08-2007, 06:05 PM
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lulu
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Lulu is short and sweet
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great promo! btw, your sig. when people ask me: "tell me about yourself", that's usually what i attempt to launch into. attempt anyways.
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02-09-2007, 11:25 AM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by lulu
great promo! btw, your sig. when people ask me: "tell me about yourself", that's usually what i attempt to launch into. attempt anyways.
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you can tell a lot about people by watching their reaction to you saying this.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-09-2007, 12:59 PM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
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I stopped at "My father would womanize..." and realized why 12clicks is the way he is. 
Meow!!! |
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02-09-2007, 03:46 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Philadelphia
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So the moral to the story is... 12clicks shaves...
his balls
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02-09-2007, 05:24 PM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
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I hope so. The thought of hairy balls... ick... |
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02-10-2007, 03:47 AM
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wildgirl
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Great promo |
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02-10-2007, 11:37 AM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by beckie
I hope so. The thought of hairy balls... ick... |
If I drop my drawers, I expect you to put them in your mouth, hairy or no!
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-10-2007, 11:50 AM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
If I drop my drawers, I expect you to put them in your mouth, hairy or no!
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Sorry... a girl has to have SOME standards. |
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02-10-2007, 01:07 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
If I drop my drawers, I expect you to put them in your mouth, hairy or no!
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Which adds to prove the statement
"12clicks MEANS Business"
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02-10-2007, 05:28 PM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by beckie
Sorry... a girl has to have SOME standards. |
The fact that they're *my* hairy balls is standard enough.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-10-2007, 05:43 PM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
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Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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You disappoint me.
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02-10-2007, 05:48 PM
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Panky
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In an attempt to steer this thread away from the subject of whether 12 clicks has hairy balls or not...
Awesome promo guys!
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02-10-2007, 05:58 PM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
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Originally Posted by Panky
[color=indigo]In an attempt to steer this thread away from the subject of whether 12 clicks has hairy balls or not...
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Cyn started it!!!  |
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02-10-2007, 10:04 PM
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Cyndalie
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Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by beckie
Cyn started it!!! |
It wasn't me! It was the hairy one!
Rocketman move quote
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02-10-2007, 11:25 PM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
It wasn't me! It was the hairy one!
Rocketman move quote
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I'm not hairy you twit.
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-16-2007, 02:56 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
I'm not hairy you twit.
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I demand an apology.
That was a movie quote, not an accusation numbnuts.
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02-16-2007, 02:57 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
I demand an apology.
That was a movie quote, not an accusation numbnuts.
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In all fairness - 12clicks nuts are not numb
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-16-2007, 02:59 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
In all fairness - 12clicks nuts are not numb
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Learn how to hotlink, then kick him in the nuts. Then let me know.
__________________
Hardcore, Blowjobs, Gay, Wives, Lesbians, Gangbang, Movies, Tranny, Interracial, Teen....
16 Sites, $35 PPS/ 60% Revshare :: Capitalize on Experience
Cyndee - Director of Marketing & SEO |
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02-16-2007, 03:03 PM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Learn how to hotlink, then kick him in the nuts. Then let me know.
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do you have a thing for swollen nuts?
fill the mouth better or something?
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-16-2007, 03:04 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
do you have a thing for swollen nuts?
fill the mouth better or something? |
God knows it's big enough might as well fill it up.
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