Why is it...........??

cyberpimp · 09-13-2002, 05:05 PM

Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.

Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?

CyberPimp

krosh · 09-13-2002, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by cyberpimp
Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.

Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?

CyberPimp

Because when they get robbed ...which happens often....they can stop anyone from going in until the cops get there

IF you have a car that can drive at the speed of light , and you turn on the headlights...would you be able to see the headlights???

Evil Chris · 09-13-2002, 05:09 PM

If a tree falls in the forest....

oh nevermind...

Tkt2Pardse · 09-13-2002, 05:10 PM

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

cyberpimp · 09-13-2002, 05:11 PM

How about, Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??

Evil Chris · 09-13-2002, 05:16 PM

Why do you take a piss... aren't you leaving it?

Tkt2Pardse · 09-13-2002, 05:19 PM

Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Evil Chris · 09-13-2002, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Tkt2Pardse
Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Tkt2Pardse · 09-13-2002, 05:37 PM

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?

baddog · 09-13-2002, 06:12 PM

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Evil Chris · 09-15-2002, 11:29 AM

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Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

hehehehe..... nice one...