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Old 09-13-2002, 05:05 PM   #1
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Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.


Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?


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Old 09-13-2002, 05:07 PM   #2
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Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.


Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?


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Because when they get robbed ...which happens often....they can stop anyone from going in until the cops get there

IF you have a car that can drive at the speed of light , and you turn on the headlights...would you be able to see the headlights???
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If a tree falls in the forest....

oh nevermind...
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What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
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How about, Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??
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Why do you take a piss... aren't you leaving it?
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Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
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Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?
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