10 reasons it sux to be a dick LMAO

Izzy · 10-04-2003, 02:04 AM

I got this forward a few mins ago from a friend, and this was the funniest forward I have ever gotten.....

The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

-Izzy

Mpegmaster · 10-04-2003, 04:08 AM

This is an old Izzy!
But good though!

Evil Chris · 10-04-2003, 01:27 PM

#6 is not true! LOL

Izzy · 10-04-2003, 02:12 PM

Yea I had thougths that it might be old, but it was my 1st time reading and I thougth it was very funny.

LOL EC, that was funny buddy, it's good to know too.

-Izzy

Mpegmaster · 10-05-2003, 01:33 AM

#9 isnt true too!

Izzy · 10-05-2003, 01:35 AM

LMAO LMAO oh is it now MPeg LMAO