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02-12-2009, 01:56 PM
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Cyndalie
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Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps
Boycott Kellogg's For Treatment Of Michael Phelps
http://www.petitiononline.com/Kellogg/petition.html
To: Kellogg's Corporation
Whereas...
1) Kellogg's is a major manufacturer of cereal and junk food products including but not limited to Frosted Flakes, Pop Tarts, Cheez-Its, Froot Loops, Keebler's Cookies, Rice Krispies, Eggo Frozen Waffles, Famous Amos Cookies and many other products known to be a part of the diet of many marijuana using Americans
2) The Kellogg's has profited for decades on the food tastes of marijuana using Americans with the munchies. In fact, we believe that most people over the age of twelve would not eat Kellogg's products were they not wicked high.
3)That Kellogg's has decided to end their relationship with Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps after pictures of him surfaced doing exactly what most Kellogg's customers do right before enjoying a bowl of Rice Krispies mixed with Keebler Cookies with an Eggo on top.
4) That this action by Kellogg's, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg's is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
6) That a quick Wikipedia search shows the founder of Kellogg's - John Harvey Kellogg - was a total frickin' weirdo who believe in putting children's genitals in a cage to keep them from playing with themselves and also believed in yogurt enemas.
7) That seriously, just Google John Harvey Kellogg. Dude was freaky.
8) That the thing about yogurt enemas makes us want to hurl when we look at that box of Kellogg's Yogos we have in the pantry.
9) That Michael Phelps should totally drop YOU dudes for your obsession with bran and fiber and masturbation and butts and stuff. You drop HIM? Dude won eight gold medals and probably didn't stick a single one in his butt or tie it in tourniquet around his naughty bits. Dude was just trying to relax. Seriously Kellogg's, WTF?
Given all these facts and the total disregard for your customer base and that thing with the yogurt, we the undersigned plan to BOYCOTT your products.
And we're serious.
Even though the Pop Tarts thing will be HARD.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
Sign it here: http://www.petitiononline.com/Kellogg/petition.html
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02-12-2009, 02:35 PM
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Evil Chris
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haha.... someone went through a lot of pop-tarts writing all that out!
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02-12-2009, 03:47 PM
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DonMike
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I think Kellogs was totally justified in what they did. Marijuana is bad for your health, totally unlike the box of sugar, chemicals and high fructose corn syrup Michael Phelps' photos was gracing the cover of.
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02-12-2009, 06:21 PM
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lulu
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hahaha. wasn't there a movie about John Kellogg and his butt fetish thing?
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02-12-2009, 07:09 PM
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DonMike
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02-12-2009, 09:40 PM
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Evil Chris
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Hitting the bong isn't a bad thing.
I remember a conversation I had with a few police friends of mine several years ago and one of them said something that stays with me to this day.
"I've never been called to a residence for a domestic disturbance as a result of buddy beating up on his wife because he was high on weed. It's alcohol that keeps me employed."
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02-13-2009, 11:29 AM
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DonMike
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Chris
Hitting the bong isn't a bad thing.
I remember a conversation I had with a few police friends of mine several years ago and one of them said something that stays with me to this day.
"I've never been called to a residence for a domestic disturbance as a result of buddy beating up on his wife because he was high on weed. It's alcohol that keeps me employed."
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I remember back in the mid 90's I went to our stadium in Pittsburgh to see Pink Floyd in concert. The local police set up a sting operation inside the stadium where they just picked people up and took them in for smoking pot. They even set up a makeshift court so they could sentence and fine people right there during the fucking concert.
What gets me is that nobody was hurting anyone, nobody was doing anything wrong (other than the illegal act of toking up, I guess) and everyone was just mellow and having a good time and so many people got hassled by the cops and had to pay all these fines. But then the next week there was a football game there, and there were fights and people were breaking shit and being all rowdy. Underage drinking in the parking lot tailgate parties and all that. But the cops were nowhere in sight and the city just said it was good old team spirit.
And people wonder why I hate football.
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02-13-2009, 12:01 PM
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DrChango
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
I remember back in the mid 90's I went to our stadium in Pittsburgh to see Pink Floyd in concert. The local police set up a sting operation inside the stadium where they just picked people up and took them in for smoking pot. They even set up a makeshift court so they could sentence and fine people right there during the fucking concert.
What gets me is that nobody was hurting anyone, nobody was doing anything wrong (other than the illegal act of toking up, I guess) and everyone was just mellow and having a good time and so many people got hassled by the cops and had to pay all these fines. But then the next week there was a football game there, and there were fights and people were breaking shit and being all rowdy. Underage drinking in the parking lot tailgate parties and all that. But the cops were nowhere in sight and the city just said it was good old team spirit.
And people wonder why I hate football.
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The only thing with weed is that people should not drive while stoned. Other than that I don't see it as being any worse than alcohol or cigarettes, but a lot of stoners I know swear up and down that they can drive just fine when stoned, but I've ridden with 'em and it was almost as bad as riding with a drunk.
Legalize it, tax it, regulate it, and give people DUI's for driving stoned.
(and I'm going to open a bakery next to the first real 'smoke shop' that opens in my town...I'm gonna be the muthafuckin' Brownie King!)
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02-13-2009, 12:24 PM
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DonMike
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DrChango
The only thing with weed is that people should not drive while stoned. Other than that I don't see it as being any worse than alcohol or cigarettes, but a lot of stoners I know swear up and down that they can drive just fine when stoned, but I've ridden with 'em and it was almost as bad as riding with a drunk.
Legalize it, tax it, regulate it, and give people DUI's for driving stoned.
(and I'm going to open a bakery next to the first real 'smoke shop' that opens in my town...I'm gonna be the muthafuckin' Brownie King!)
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I agree with you 110%. I'm not a stoner. I'm much more fun after a few cocktails. The few times I have smoked I end up staring at the carpet all night, no fun at all. But, having said that, I do think it should be legalized, I agree that people should not drive stoned and I would be the first in line to your bakery simply because I loooove brownies.
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02-13-2009, 01:15 PM
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FortressDewey
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you be correct....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Chris
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"I've never been called to a residence for a domestic disturbance as a result of buddy beating up on his wife because he was high on weed. It's alcohol that keeps me employed."
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My brother says similar...that the booze keeps him employed (and the hardcore drugs).
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02-16-2009, 11:39 AM
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Vid Vicious
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If he's able to get stoned ... and still win the gold . then you should praise him and ask him what's his secret, rather then haze him at every corner .. it's only weed for Christ sake. It's not steroids! ... I'd understand if it was Steroids or cocaine . but it's weed a mild non addictive, drug that SHOULD be legal. Watching TMZ last night, and every single question asked to celebraties by paparazzi is about Michael Phelps .. Pathetic .. Let's ruin his life since there is no one else we can haze on at the moment ... Geez .. It's only weed and he probably doesn't do it that often ...
For shame to the freind that took and sold that photo. For Shame for shame .. he broke the first Stoner rule .. What happens with the smoke stays with the smoke
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02-17-2009, 10:08 AM
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Magnus3x
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You Americans prop up your "celebs/heros" to death, then when they act like humans you love to chop em down to size just as fast. Next Olympics if he has mass success, you will prop him up again but if he fails it will be due to the WEED.
This screams typically American to me.
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02-18-2009, 12:45 AM
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dyonisus
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I have always said that a pot smoker is not likely to get all toked up and beat on someone, too much of a hassle, especially if the cheetos or frosted flakes are an arms reach away!
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02-20-2009, 10:07 PM
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bluemoney
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I always hated Corn Flakes anyway . . . . I'm a Count Chocula man myself. Long live General Mills!
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02-24-2009, 12:18 PM
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DonMike
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bluemoney
I always hated Corn Flakes anyway . . . . I'm a Count Chocula man myself. Long live General Mills!
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Oh my GOD!!! I used to LOVE Count Chocula!!!!!!!
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