No Email Address - X Nations
      
      
Go Back   X Nations > X Nations > General Webmaster Business and Discussions

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-17-2007, 11:25 AM   #1
Cyndalie
Cyndalie is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
 
Cyndalie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 2,334
xBucks: 74,307
Send a message via ICQ to Cyndalie
Default No Email Address

I got this today from a family member. Thought I'd share.

_____

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."

Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.

To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day."

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit.

Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.

During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.

Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck.

At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.

By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.

He continues to work hard.

Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed over one million dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!"

Ha" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour."

Which brings us to the moral of the story:

Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. Sadly, I received it also.

_____
__________________


Hardcore, Blowjobs, Gay, Wives, Lesbians, Gangbang, Movies, Tranny, Interracial, Teen....
16 Sites, $35 PPS/ 60% Revshare :: Capitalize on Experience
Cyndee - Director of Marketing & SEO
Cyndalie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2007, 03:28 PM   #2
Slippery
Slippery is all wet!
Naughty Girl
 
Slippery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: In my house
Posts: 667
xBucks: 25,812
Default

Good story! If only tomatos were so profitable on street corners!
__________________
I'm an angel
Slippery is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2007, 06:53 PM   #3
Rochard
Rochard should edit this
Funbrunette's BITCH!!!
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Eating Cherries
Posts: 2,064
xBucks: 52,970
Send a message via ICQ to Rochard
Default

Very funny!
__________________
ROCHARD IS OMNIPRESENT
Director of Products & Services | YNOT
Skype rochardbuss
Rochard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2007, 07:00 PM   #4
student4ever
student4ever is Trying to not let life get in the way of life
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calif
Posts: 507
xBucks: 3,536
Default

that's classic!

I know some tomato farmers in my area, but I don't think they got started that way. LOL
__________________

student4ever is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
2013 - xnations.com
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:19 AM.
Skin by vBCore.com