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Old 08-12-2005, 09:33 AM   #1
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passionate sex...

So my girlfriend just dumped me. Anyway, I think I knew things were going downhill when she developed this habit where she had to watch television when we were making love.
And it became a real issue when she started watching the TV show COPS.
I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I find it distracting to be in the middle of passionate sex, and you suddenly hear things like:
"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"

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Old 08-12-2005, 12:44 PM   #2
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ok the redeye thread was a bit strange...

but now I'm completely baffled.
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:54 PM   #3
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hey..have you been into drugs?hehehehe....better be careful with your GF...and be thankful she dumped you..
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Old 08-12-2005, 09:18 PM   #6
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What a coincidence! I just met a girl who likes to dress up in a cop shirt, pull out handcuffs and yell things like:

"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"

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Old 08-13-2005, 12:36 AM   #7
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What a coincidence! I just met a girl who likes to dress up in a cop shirt, pull out handcuffs and yell things like:

"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"

Funny, I was thinking of the other way around..

"Put your hands between my legs and Lie your face down"
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Old 08-13-2005, 02:42 AM   #8
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For some reason, you got the lyrics for Sir Psycho Sexy in my head....

"I could feel her gettin' wet through her uniform..."
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Old 08-13-2005, 08:50 AM   #9
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welcome back gurl...
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Funny, I was thinking of the other way around..

"Put your hands between my legs and Lie your face down"
oh, i love it!!!
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What a coincidence! I just met a girl who likes to dress up in a cop shirt, pull out handcuffs and yell things like:

"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"


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Old 08-14-2005, 11:52 PM   #12
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haha..your story is funny..welcome back..

haha..your gf is a psycho!
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