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02-02-2007, 10:52 AM
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beckie
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Hi - I'm new here... and a joke for 12clicks!
Thanks to Cyn for telling me about this board. I signed up awhile ago, but never posted.
This joke is just for 12clicks:
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
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02-02-2007, 10:55 AM
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12clicks
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hahaha, I love it!
now hit me on icq, woman. 15600219
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-02-2007, 11:06 AM
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teenytricia
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lol! thats a good one! sorry.. i just had to comment ...
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02-02-2007, 11:13 AM
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TheLegacy
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welcome beckie - so good to see your adorable face here - now show us some boobie woman!!
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Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-02-2007, 11:16 AM
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beckie
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Hi Rob sweetie! 
Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. |
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02-02-2007, 11:18 AM
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TheLegacy
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Originally Posted by beckie
Hi Rob sweetie!
Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. |
wow - this is like 7 degrees of kevin bacon - I am two degrees to beckies naked boobies
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-02-2007, 11:19 AM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by beckie
Hi Rob sweetie!
Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. |
Ahem.. I contest that! hehe
Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word 
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02-02-2007, 11:25 AM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Ahem.. I contest that! hehe
Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word |
Hey Beckie, can I see your boobies?
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-02-2007, 11:25 AM
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beckie
should edit this
I'm not that type of girl
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Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Ahem.. I contest that! hehe
Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word |
Ok, Cyn... you were close but not close enough!!! Do they have a kitty smiley anywhere on here? |
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02-02-2007, 11:26 AM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
Hey Beckie, can I see your boobies?
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Only if you wear your maid outfit. |
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02-02-2007, 11:29 AM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by beckie
Ok, Cyn... you were close but not close enough!!! Do they have a kitty smiley anywhere on here? |
Man that was a crazy dinner
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02-02-2007, 11:31 AM
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beckie
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I agree. I hope there will be another one next time. I still have my favorite picture from it too. It just shows how close you really were! |
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02-02-2007, 11:39 AM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by beckie
Only if you wear your maid outfit. |
I was thinking assless leather chaps, a leash and a ball gag but a maid's outfit will work too.
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-02-2007, 11:42 AM
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beckie
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I figured a dominant person in their every day life would want to be dominated in bed.
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02-02-2007, 11:44 AM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by beckie
I figured a dominant person in their every day life would want to be dominated in bed.
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yes mommy.
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-02-2007, 01:00 PM
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Evil Chris
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Clone of myself
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Is there a boobie club that I was unaware of? Can't be!
Welcome beckie  |
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02-02-2007, 01:16 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
I was thinking assless leather chaps, a leash and a ball gag but a maid's outfit will work too.
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in beckies house that's called saturday
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Chief of Marketing and SEO
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-02-2007, 04:18 PM
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Funbrunette
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Hello Becki and welcome to Xnations! Hope you stick around! |
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02-02-2007, 09:17 PM
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beckie
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Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!
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02-02-2007, 10:43 PM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by beckie
Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!
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you vile woman! 
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-02-2007, 10:50 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
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CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
you vile woman! |
You LOVE it!  |
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02-02-2007, 11:04 PM
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beckie
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I'm not that type of girl
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Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
you vile woman! |
That's what you like though! |
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02-03-2007, 01:40 AM
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student4ever
is Trying to not let
life get in the way
of life
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Originally Posted by beckie
Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!
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look who is stiring things up - nice joke to.
new around here too, but a little birdie with great boobies recommended checking things out. I see some familiar faces already.  |
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02-03-2007, 11:16 AM
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beckie
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Good to see you here Brent! You get to join Rob's 2nd degree club. :X
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02-03-2007, 01:18 PM
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12clicks
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Originally Posted by student4ever
look who is stiring things up - nice joke to.
new around here too, but a little birdie with great boobies recommended checking things out. I see some familiar faces already. |
don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week
__________________
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-03-2007, 01:45 PM
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beckie
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week
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I won't smack. I can lightly tap. |
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02-03-2007, 03:48 PM
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Cyndalie
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Marketing Director / SEO
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Originally Posted by beckie
I won't smack. I can lightly tap. |
Don't believe her!!!!!
__________________
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02-03-2007, 06:05 PM
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Terrence
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Let it rip!
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Welcome to Xnations!
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02-04-2007, 10:24 AM
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wildgirl
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Hello and welcome to Xnations |
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02-05-2007, 03:42 PM
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student4ever
is Trying to not let
life get in the way
of life
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Originally Posted by 12clicks
don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week
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Ok, but only because you asked nice
I guess I'll just have to smack myself around for a bit then 
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