Post your best/worst pick up lines....

[StuartD]

This is one I made up for a contest... it was a contest for WORST pick up line.

"I could be your knight in shining armor, but first I need my helmet washed"

The worst pick up line someone has given me was horrible.

I was at a goth club and this guy walks right up up me, whips out his penis and says "Does this look infected to you?"

I walked away.

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by zoe_zoebaboe
The worst pick up line someone has given me was horrible.

I was at a goth club and this guy walks right up up me, whips out his penis and says "Does this look infected to you?"

I walked away.

OMG!!!! That's just wrong...LMAO!!!!!

[Vid Vicious]

Originally posted by zoe_zoebaboe
The worst pick up line someone has given me was horrible.

I was at a goth club and this guy walks right up up me, whips out his penis and says "Does this look infected to you?"

I walked away.

hee hee .. why didn't it work?

[StuartD]

I once told a girl that I thought my tongue tasted funny and wanted her to taste and see what she thought.

She laughed.

Originally posted by Funbrunette
OMG!!!! That's just wrong...LMAO!!!!!

Yeah, he was serious also.

[Easton]

1) "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

2) try saying this to a girl (a buddy actually tried this in university):
"how about we go for some pizza and a fuck?"
then when she slaps you, reply: "what? you don't like pizza?"

LOL

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
hee hee .. why didn't it work?

You just try to hit on me by showing me your genitals and see what happens...

[firehorse]

The best pick up line is simply being yourself and that is the one that has always worked for me.

Two I think are funny are:

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

and

"I believe you are what you eat and by this time tommorrow I plan to be you."

[Cyndalie]

Oh Oh! I get to post my favorite!!!

"There's a party in my panties, do you wanna come?""

LOL No man can resist!

[LadySharlot]

Hahahha--the best Pickup lines I've heard are:

1) "Hi!"

2) "I'm Rich"

The worst I've heard...?? Well, I can't beat what Zoe said... Hahahhahaha

Huggs!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

[wsjb78]

Originally posted by LadySharlot
"I'm Rich"

That sounds somewhat superficial... but it seems to work...

[StuartD]

Originally posted by Cyndalie
Oh Oh! I get to post my favorite!!!

"There's a party in my panties, do you wanna come?""

LOL No man can resist!

mmm... ok, I couldn't resist that... infact, I might just splooge right there in my pants!!

How many times have you used that line?

[modF]

Originally posted by Cyndalie
Oh Oh! I get to post my favorite!!!

"There's a party in my panties, do you wanna come?""

LOL No man can resist!

Don't you usually have the guys full attention at "There's"

[Jeff N]

I used to be a bartender back in my college days. Here are two corny lines that I know that guys have actually used.

1) "Do you believe in love at first site of do I need to walk by again"

2) "you must be tired because you have been running through my mind ever since I saw you"


Firehorse.. too funny.. "I believe you are what you eat and by this time tommorrow I plan to be you." good one....

[Horg]

I will help poor unseductive guys like you become pantie-raiders, and get into hard to reach beds like the one owned by the luscious lady depicted in the picture at the right. To do this, I will teach you several new, innovative and original techniques to approach a woman in a bar and to go home with her at the end of the evening.

The Fisherman :
This one is quite easy and straightforward. All you need is a good aim and some muscles. First of all, go get a hook in a fisherman's store. Any kind will do, but don't take one with feathers and shit over it so it looks like a fly, the ladies will get scared. Then when you get in the bar, get a beer or two and find a valuable target. Then make eye contact. If everything goes well, she should be looking at you once in a while and smile or giggle with her friends. Now comes the hard part, take the hook from your pockets without opening your hand, then go and place it next to her on the table, make sure she sees it. But don't say anything, and go back to your seat. Now, she is probably looking at you with an interrogative look, take yours hand and place them as if you were holding a fishing rod and move them as if she was a fish you were hunting. If you did everything right she should be taking the hook in her hand and come sit on your lap and french kiss you.

The Subtle One :
This one is rather easy. Just spot a nice seductive lady in the bar and again make eye contact with her. Once this is done, sit in a sexy provocative way, you know with your legs open or something. Now blink at her really often, at least once every 10 seconds. But not too fast, or else she will think that you have a nervous problem. Now while blinking, open your mouth slightly and caress the right side of your upper lip with the tip of your tongue. Make sure she notices though, showing more is better than showing less. Now place your hand as if it was a gun, and do as if you were shooting at her. Each time you shoot, make sure you blow air at the tip of your fingers to make them cool again. If she is intelligent she will understand that you are a lusty cow-boy looking for a ride for the night.

The Bad Driver :
This one requires more preparation, because you need to find something special. Get your tools and walk around in your neighbourhood until you find a street sign saying "Slippery when wet". Use your tools to remove it while no one is watching (because it's illegal to steal you moron). Then hide it under your jacket and get in the bar. Then as before, take a beer or two or three and find the lady of your dreams. Now walk to her and ask her to hold something for you. Hand her the street sign and walk away. Now when you are far enough, just walk towards her as if you were riding a car and slipping in every direction and go bump into her, and then tell her something like "Hey I'm sorry babe, it seems that it's slippery and wet around here.". Easy isn't it ?

The Cute Foreigner :
Well this one is quite stupid. Just pretend you are from another country and don't speak well the lady's language. It works all the time. Look for your words, when you can't find them swear a little in another language. Make sure you try to have a foreign accent though, if you search for your words without an accent she will only think that you are a fucking retard.

The Funny One :
Be funny, every girl likes funny men.

Well I think that's enough for today. With all those new weapons I just gave you, no lady will escape you. Good hunt !

Oh, and as one last tip, you have to leave your computer for it to work...

[Horg]

(That's something I wrote about 2 years ago for my site http://www.generalfailure.com )

[wsjb78]

Originally posted by Horg
The Cute Foreigner :
Well this one is quite stupid. Just pretend you are from another country and don't speak well the lady's language. It works all the time. Look for your words, when you can't find them swear a little in another language. Make sure you try to have a foreign accent though, if you search for your words without an accent she will only think that you are a fucking retard.

That works in the US? Wouldn't be hard for me to do so!

[Horg]

Originally posted by wsjb78
That works in the US? Wouldn't be hard for me to do so!

Well in fact I don't know, I made them all up, and I'm no Don Juan. These are just the best ideas I've got, somebody should try them out and tell us if it works or not.

[Kenny B]

I've alwayse liked:
Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the $$$

[Raph]

"Wanna fuck?"

[Raya]

Horg those are so funny!

When I was very young and silly (18 and 19) my girlfriends and I would all go out on Thursdays and Fridays we would hit (well they would I am very shy) on any cute guy they could and some they shouldn't have.

Once we took turns going up to a guy and saying one of the other girls in our group thought he was cute sometimes it worked hand we would bring him back sometimes the girl would be lost he would pick her up that often caused a problem if another girl in the party liked him. (Sigh sometimes there were cat fights in the bathroom.)

One time I was being really clever and brave and went up to this really cute guy. I started talking to him and flirting. Everything was fine until I told him he sort of reminded me of someone I had known long ago...We talking some more and then I discovered that he had been my fifth grade teacher. It was very disturbing. It really wigged him out by the time we figured it out he was rubbing my back and asking me to dance. I didn't get a date and he looked a little green when I left. Naturally my girlfriends thought it was hysterical.

[Funbrunette]

LMAO!!!!

[Funbrunette]

FROMAGE!!!

[Cathedra]

I dunno..one guy in Vegas crossed me in a steamy hallway in between two parties and said.. Hey Cathedra, I'm stuartD. I thought it was pretty classy...

[Phoenix]

I've heard some doosies in my time...one that worked for me this summer was, "hey want to come over here with me?" to explain-over here was around the corner of the house which was in total darkness as we were at a house party on a farm, it seemed to work great

[StuartD]

Originally posted by Cathedra
I dunno..one guy in Vegas crossed me in a steamy hallway in between two parties and said.. Hey Cathedra, I'm stuartD. I thought it was pretty classy...

Really?? What kind of putz would say something as cheesy as that?

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by StuartD
Really?? What kind of putz would say something as cheesy as that?

MOLE!

[Reverendpoon]

man: Do you have a map?
woman: why?
man: because I just got lost in your eyes.