Christmas Humour: The Kitchen Meany

[TheLegacy]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new Christmas electric train in the living room by the tree. She heard the train stop and her son saying,

"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son,

"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice
language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say...

"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She

heard her little darling continue...

"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

[Trouble Tonya]

ROFL the bitch in the kitchen...I love it.

-lol, posted on multiple boards, 7 at least.....

[war_ner]

Originally posted by ClubPro
-lol, posted on multiple boards, 7 at least.....

...and replied it 7 times as well.. LOL

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by war_ner
...and replied it 7 times as well.. LOL

I hope you laughed 7 times as hard

8 times at least really. - that's a no-no, remember,
to post the same thing at multiple boards, right? ha

the point of this is, that this is the same point
people make when the want to play games with me,
about this no-no about posting on multiple boards,
yet it happens all the time by almost everyone

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by ClubPro
8 times at least really. - that's a no-no, remember,
to post the same thing at multiple boards, right? ha

well if you recall I wasnt commenting on you posting on multiple boards.. read it again. I was commenting when someone said your link contained viruses that it had been posted on other boards BUT THAT NO ONE HAD A PROBLEM OR COMPLAINED ABOUT THE LINK

that in our world means I was supporting you that yoru link was clean and not anything about posting on multiple boards.

RE: Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christ

please read my comments - if you could actually understand comments made instead of living in whatever reality you call yours - I was actually standing up for you stating that you had posted on other boards and NO ONE ELSE WAS COMPLAINING. That means that I was actually standing up for you in the thread - but when you come back and state that you are banned from most of the boards - I find it interesting that when I posted something, you somehow - miraculously appeared on all the other boards that you claim to be banned from. So dont give me that excuse or shit. I really dont care.

you never did care, and pornstaru was a setup
and you do sophomoric antics yourself

here's an explanation about this point

Simpleton, when I said I was 'banned at all the boards',
I did not mean it literally, OK? that was sarcasm, because
it is often an asinine thing that other people say to or about me.

stalking? lol, you just can't hack me pointing out
this same little bs complaint that is said about me,
and is something that you do yourself also, posting this way

also your current position is just changing the meaning of what you said before

[war_ner]

OMG, is this turning into a steamy drama or what?

[StaceyJo]

That kid is so honest and very naughty too! hahaha

[war_ner]

Hahahaha, exactly girl!