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03-31-2003, 10:46 AM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
I got a realdoll
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I'm a player or was I played?
Ok sit back and open a beer or whatever you drink and read what I'm about to tell you all as I think you will find it at least a bit entertaining.
Ok so saturday evening me and the boys are preparing ourselves to go to the club so of course we start to drink... HEAVILY! 3 hours and 1 Jack D later I'm in da fucking mood!!
I could just feel the fucking sex vipes lmao no seriously I wanted to party hard. So we went to the club and the first thing we do is order half of the fucking bar. Then some chicks start arriving and out of no where I'm sitting with this little sweet Asian package on my lap, how she got there? Don't ask me cause I don't remember 
Ohh well she then tells me she has a bf already and that he is laying at home waiting for her I'm like who gives a fuck I just wanna fuck you LOL!! I actually think I told her those exact words... Hours went by and then suddenly one of her girlfriends walks over to me and tries to hit me and I'm like WTF just happened there. She then comes by again trying to do the same thing again.
Then I said to myself enough is enough, so I walked over to her and say wtf is your problem!! And she then says why are you badmouthin' me! I haven't done anything to you! I then talked to her and sweared to God I had never badmouthed her, which I really hadn't! We then started to talk and then out of the blue I just say: I want you, right here right now!
She then says what makes you think I want you?
I say nothing and I don't care I just want you.
I think that shocked her a little and she then started talking about all kinds of other things... then 5-10 minutes later she says you want to come home with me?
And I was like "TOUCHDOWN" and said of course!
We then took a cab to her home....
To be continued!
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03-31-2003, 11:06 AM
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Becky
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LMAO!! Michael..you kill me!!
You always have the funniest adventures.... 
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03-31-2003, 12:10 PM
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Darin
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Uh, sucka.
Better check your wallet, make sure your cc are still there. You got drunk and went home with a tranny hooker.
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03-31-2003, 12:19 PM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Darin
Uh, sucka.
Better check your wallet, make sure your cc are still there. You got drunk and went home with a tranny hooker.
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Not quite
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03-31-2003, 12:26 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Come on don't tease.... give us the rest of the story...
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03-31-2003, 12:38 PM
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Darin
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Tranny
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03-31-2003, 12:55 PM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Chris
Come on don't tease.... give us the rest of the story...
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Mkay!
We then went by the cab home to her!
We then talked for like 15 minutes then started to kiss, and soon my tongue was doing the walking ... and I was eating her out, I think I was down on her for 1 hour lol and she loved it!
At this time I honestly thought I was gonna get some, but mmm I then think she got what she came for LOL and kinda slowed it all down and we ended up kissing... some hours later I left her house.
With the biggest smile on my face and a new phone number, but with the thought in my mind? Did she play me?
LOL Damn you gotta love life! One minute she is about to kill me and the other minute I got her pussy juices up to both ears!
Ahh life!!
PS Sorry for the not so detailed second part, but I got business to take care of 
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03-31-2003, 01:03 PM
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Phoenix
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Mkay!
We then went by the cab home to her!
We then talked for like 15 minutes then started to kiss, and soon my tongue was doing the walking ... and I was eating her out, I think I was down on her for 1 hour lol and she loved it!
At this time I honestly thought I was gonna get some, but mmm I then think she got what she came for LOL and kinda slowed it all down and we ended up kissing... some hours later I left her house.
With the biggest smile on my face and a new phone number, but with the thought in my mind? Did she play me?
LOL Damn you gotta love life! One minute she is about to kill me and the other minute I got her pussy juices up to both ears!
Ahh life!!
PS Sorry for the not so detailed second part, but I got business to take care of
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hahaha...sucker
you went down...and she got some...did she fall asleep on you..hehe  |
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03-31-2003, 01:43 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Mkay!
and I was eating her out, I think I was down on her for 1 hour lol and she loved it!
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Not shit she loved it...That's the way to my heart.... |
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03-31-2003, 01:46 PM
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Panky
is the Queen of Mean
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03-31-2003, 01:49 PM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
I got a realdoll
Join Date: Mar 2003
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It's her mobile number and I've already chatted with her
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03-31-2003, 01:50 PM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Funbrunette
Not shit she loved it...That's the way to my heart....
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Licky licky!
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03-31-2003, 01:53 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Licky licky!
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03-31-2003, 02:05 PM
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Darin
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Quote:
Originally posted by Funbrunette
Not shit she loved it...That's the way to my heart....
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Is that where your heart is?
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03-31-2003, 06:58 PM
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Easton
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i hope you only eat bald pussy, right bro?
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03-31-2003, 07:00 PM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Easton
i hope you only eat bald pussy, right bro?
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You betcha and I drink sweet pussy juices lol
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03-31-2003, 07:01 PM
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Darin
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IS that you in your avatar? you don't look old enough to drink pussy juice.
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03-31-2003, 07:06 PM
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Easton
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Quote:
Originally posted by Darin
IS that you in your avatar? you don't look old enough to drink pussy juice.
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hehehe... just as long as the chicks he gets freaky with look even younger! mmmmmmm... *drool*
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03-31-2003, 07:10 PM
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Mystery Man
should edit this
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Quote:
Originally posted by Darin
IS that you in your avatar? you don't look old enough to drink pussy juice.
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Sure is
You want a pic of me with a beard LOL
BTW: My pussy license says I was born in 1982
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03-31-2003, 07:54 PM
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webgurl
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Sure is
You want a pic of me with a beard LOL
BTW: My pussy license says I was born in 1982
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Sooo cute Mystery Man is a baby Boy !! 1982 .. jokes
So yah MM u going for the asian girlz now ?? Interesting.....  need any advice for those damn asian's hit me up . U know i am asian right ? |
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03-31-2003, 08:13 PM
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Easton
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Quote:
Originally posted by webgurl
Sooo cute Mystery Man is a baby Boy !! 1982 .. jokes
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he's not THAT young...
i did a few chicks so far this year who were born in 1985 
pretty soon, we'll be working with girls born in the same year as the 1st car i ever owned (1989)... ROTF
"the older i get, the younger they stay"
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04-06-2003, 10:19 PM
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Bigsampy
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king of beers
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1985..that was the year I graduated high school.
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04-06-2003, 10:26 PM
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Feynman
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Don't tease a horny pregnant woman!
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